/fa/ - Fashion

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All right guys I've gotta tell someone about this

lately I've had this weird habit of going to stores in the mall and I'll around pretend to look at stuff, but whenever someone walks in I act like I work there and go to 'help' them. Every single time I've managed to convince them to buy the fucking ugliest shit possible. I have yet to be noticed by an employee or called out by a customer. I don't know why I do it, but it's happened every time I've been. I find H&M and Banana Republic customers are generally the quickest to accept my shitty advice