/fa/ - Fashion

>>9484443
>sees 1 thread
>assumes the whole board dresses like this
>wants to dress beardculture
Oh boy

>>9360013

>>9360066
>stops reading at the end

>walk into Bottega Venneta boutique wearing by best clothes (Zegna, Grenson boots, Brooks Brothers twill pants, Loro Piana cape and Fendi fanny pack)
>only one sales associate there
>she can see right through me
>Start to sweat profusely
>Try to do a 360 around the store and leave after eye contact established
>I'm at about 210 when she stops me and cheerfully asks if I need assistance
>"Ha, n-no thanks"
>visibly sweating now
>I panic thinking she knows I'm poor and is about to dial security
>nope right out of there
>but not before tripping on my laces and stumbling out of the store
>woman, muffling her giggles, tells me to have a nice day
>"y-you too"

>>6037256