/fa/ - Fashion

>>15412166
>I know but who the fuck uses it in everyday life?
Well, you could just be walking around town, and there's a childrens birthday on someones lawn, and little Jenny is running around with one of those helium baloons they hand out there and she's not paying attention, and *bam* she runs into you, falling on the balloon which pops, shooting it's helium content all around you. Any other watch would be immidiately ruined, but with a seamaster
>unscrew He valve
>watch saved
>help little jenny up
>Mommy already comes running
>'Oh god, are you OK? She's always so careless when she's playing around!
>'No worries ma'am. Thanks to my trusty Helium Escape Valve, this little accident shall not affect me in the slightest! Enjoy your party!'
>*tip fedora and walk away*
>Mommies panties will be gushing wet upon this encounter
Freak accidents like this happen more often than you'd think!