/fa/ - Fashion

>had a job interview today
>in the panic forgot to put on some fragrance
>I go for woody and earthy scents, because I have dirty fingernails and earthy clothing so it fits me from a thematic standpoint
>started to smell myself on the train
>really worried
>at the job interview, 2 people interviewing me
>I am about 270lbs btw and afraid of running water after I almost drowned in a stream 2 years ago, so I don't shower often, 2 times a week maybe
>can see them both visibly distressed at my smell
>know I simply have to say something
>want to look smart, as it is a marketing job
>ask if I am able to use the toilet
>they say yes
>walk outside the building, outside the interview room
>make sure they have seen me
>pick up some sticks, and rub them under my armpits
>come back in
>'s-sorry, my usual WOODY scent had abandoned me. This is how I n-normally smell!'
>they don't smile or laigh
>interview is really bad, don't get the job

I need my scents. i fucking stink.

>tfw anorexia doctor uses the same fucking pool as me so now I have been avoiding him at the pool every time he is there

its fucking bullshit. I am not anorexic, I am just thin framed (6'0 107lbs).
Last time he saw me I got nervous he would rat me out and shouted 'ANOREXIA DOCTOR HELLO' to try and ease the tension and everyone fucking heard, so now the people at the pool keep trying to stop me visiting.
fuck

Is it ok to just do long walks in addition to eating less, or will I still look like shit? 185cm 87kg at the moment.

>just don't eat until lunch

>you're not hungry, you're thirsty xDDD
>did you get banned for being fat?
>eat low glycemic index foods that'll do it!!
>have a """""treat""""" but don't go over your tdee
>is this a meme or are you actually such a pussy that you cant not eat?

>just eat a salad, that always fills me up
>you're not hungry, you're thirsty xDDD

>just ate
>still hungry

>is this a meme or are you actually such a pussy that you cant not eat?
>just don't eat until lunchtime :DDDD
>if you get hungry have water :^)

>find yourself someone to workout with
>just get your gf to workout with you ^^
>did you get banned for being fat?
>you will break the noose anyway under your weight

>just fast until noon
>it's easy if you don't start eating until later

>you're not hungry, you're thirsty xDDD
>did you get banned for being fat?
>eat low glycemic index foods that'll do it!!
>have a """""treat""""" but don't go over your tdee

>wake up
>I'm not Toni Mahfud

>it's an already ate breakfast, morning snack, and my afternoon snack and it's only 9am episode

>you're not hungry, you're thirsty xDDD
>have a """""treat""""" but don't go over your tdee
>don't eat servings bigger than your first

>you're not hungry, you're thirsty xDDD
>did you get banned for being fat?
>eat low glycemic index foods that'll do it!!
>have a """""treat""""" but don't go over your tdee

>calories in calories out xDDD
>cut off a leg you fat piece of shit
>just eat less
>you take your normal dinner, cut the half of it and replace it with veggies
>drink more watar :^)
>just get your gf to workout with you ^^

>losing weight isn't that fucking complicated, fat anon.
>just don't eat anything else that day.

>go for a walk or something
>yes im just trying to help, unlike you sitting on your ass all day
>hey fatty why arent you responding?
>you will break the noose anyway under your weight
>just lower your standards

>do some cardio
>you dont need to lose weight confidence is what matters :)
>dude you just need more self control
>what do you mean you gained weight from not eating, nice you broke einstein theories xD

>try to eat small portions
>always hungry
>eat large portions, use up my calories
>still hungry
i really dont wanna drink coffee 24/7

>just eat less