/fa/ - Fashion

How do I get this suit? And what about pants that have the same split color scheme as the suit?

>>17775251
He has the visuospatial intelligence and artistic intuition of a Jewish lawyer and didn't go through his fashion experimentation phase as a teenager. He also overvalues 'power dressing' so he can't just wear a loud Hawaiian shirt or some shit, always has to be a suit. He commissions these poorly tailored abominations and then has to explain the psychological symbolism all the time when people keep pointing put he looks like shit.

>>17467624
Oh? You would think that wouldn't you, bucko? Or maybe it's just your malthusian narcissism stemming from your oedipal complex and overbearing mother who has made you into such a manchild? And it's like, no. A peter pan like you doesn't get to masturbate to tinker bell and then tell a grown up how to dress. Now stop wearing black like a spooky skeleton on Halloween and grow up. Bear your cross. Find something worth suffering for. Stop dressing like a mall ninja.