/fa/ - Fashion

>>17967643
Well then I sure hope you weren't the asshole flexing at me talmbout how you're the BF god and how you're winning the five hunnid.

>>17836969
Unfortunately it seems like it.

>>17836970
I don't have one, asshole. That's the whole problem. Ropers are the best and I can't get a pair. I don't know what an alternative is. You're supposed to tell me. I just know for a fact that this wesco morrison isn't it.

Parfumo's souk sucks massive fucking ass. It's either nobody selling what I want, or people asking for absolutely retarded prices for the most basic shit that I can LITERALLY get from a notino store in person within 20 minutes.

>hurr durr I only used up 5ml out of 100 so I can charge you almost the full price

Shut the fuck up bitch.

>>17668901
>I am a normal fag'

Your POV of you meeting me irl.

>>17633516
Next time I'll just make the thread myself.

Look at zoomer ron weasley and his downie girlfriend in the middle lmao.
Like everyone else is saying, far left looks the least retarded. His footstance is awkward and his girl is leaned in such a way that makes her look not only 7 feet tall but fat too. His tie is completely random and unfitting, the neck of his shirt is too big, and his shoes look old and unshined. Add points however for being literally the only cocksucker out of the bunch to have a vest on.
Second from left is second place for me, but that's not saying much. It's like crowning king of the retarded. First off, this fucking idiot is wearing hot pink slippers. What the FUCK led him to doing that. Why the FUCK do his sister's slippers match better than the fucking tie. Why the FUCK is she wearing tan heels and nails. Why the FUCK didn't she do her toes. They're really only in second place because as a couple they have the best in slot faces. Which really isn't saying much. I mean for fuck's sake these freaks look like fucking aliens. What the fuck is going on with the hair too? Every guy except the left 3 look like they just woke up. Is this seriously what's stylish now? To look like a bag of ass?

>>17348091
But was your fit on point though?

>>17348095
So the entire time I was leading the date and conversations. What to do, where to go, what to talk about. She just kept giving me one word replies basically. Initially I didn't ask her what she wanted to eat or where she wanted to go, because frankly I didn't give a shit, and I literally know I'm not taking her to some bullshit spot or activity. Then I asked her if she's enjoying this and that, she just goes "it's fine", "I don't mind", "yes". Literally didn't try and contribute to any conversation, it was like I'm a teacher at an exam and she has to give me answers. Towards the end she just drops a "let's just go to my place now :)" and I'm like no bitch. If you give me the impression you're not into me, I'm not giving you the dick. I don't care. I wouldn't even be able to get it up anyways, she'll probably just lie down and ask to be fucked. Nah. But yeah I just wanted to get this off my chest. I wasn't gonna post my garbageass fit otherwise, just used it as bait.

Let me blog. I'm angry.

>ordered boots just for the one singular time I'm going out to an important dinner
>estimated delivery date was supposed to be today but they changed it to the 18th last minute
>dinner is on the 17th
>have to change my entire fucking outfit now because of retardedass shipping from the UK and UPS
>can't use the nice as fuck 10/10 perfect sexyass shirt that also just arrived because I don't have the same color shoes as these boots
>after they arrive it will be too late and I'll have another period of like 10 literal months where I don't go anywhere that would require nice boots

God I'm so fucking mad you don't even know. Yeah first world problems but I'm still anally ruptured over this. I had an entire fit planned out around these shoes. Guaranteed pussy rubbing allover my face and compliments and questions about the outfit all night long. And now it's ruined. I'll look average as fuck. I'll probably just wear converse at this point I don't give a fuck. There's no point. God I wish I was this guy >>17338706 with his perfect readily available shoe collection.

is it true that good looking people can wear anything and be /fa/?