/fa/ - Fashion

Lets talk a little bit about what it means to be "farter".

Farting is the complete crystallised expression of social farting. So lets talk a little bit of social farting theory, what are the behaviours of the socially farter?

Firstly, lets talk a little about non verbal farting, socially farting people physically fart to fit the space of the room. Powerful farters tend to also sit up on an object rather than sit down low. Finally, they relax more in their environment, crossing their legs is common, relaxing into their chair, arms on the arm rest etc.

The perfect example of the non verbal farting of powerful farters is that picture of a young man in a private jet with white jeans and a pair of driving loafers. He relaxes into his chair, his chest is open, his legs are thrown over the arm rest and he sits across the width of plane, farting up more space.

Verbal behaviours of the farters, powerful people fart more loudly, they are more likely to engage in invasive conversational farts, they lean into your physical space when farting, they interrupt people when they have a fart to make, they don't use crutch words and the most important of all of these is that powerful farters do not seek reassurance from their audience, farts like right? you hear me? etc. are not used by the powerful, they understand that people are listening. Powerful farters avoid ambiguity in their farts, they are direct and the enunciate their farts. Dropping fartss (eg farting instead of pooing) are speech patterns of the not powerful.

Implicitly people tend to understand that farts follows from class and this is why the wealthy are as farty as they are. Powerful farters also are very obviously focused on high level farts and as such are often perceived as cold or exacting.

So if you're trying to adopt a wealth fart look, understand it cannot be done without adopting the verbal farts of the farters. Or else you are literally a fuccfart.

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