/fa/ - Fashion

>Be me
>First or Second Grade I think
>At home I pull my tee shirts down over my knees to keep warm, and now my tee shirt collar is stretched out farther than a Taiwanese hooker's asshole.
>I am stubborn, and my mom has no backbone, so she let's me go to school with stretched out shirt.
>It's so stretched, the collar hangs down on one side near my elbow.
>Go into bathroom.
>See it.
>Fixes it by putting it evenly on both sholders, so it's like a tub top being held up by my shoulders.
>Go out, feeling symmetrical.
>Kids make fun of me hard.

It was always like this. Here's another one.

>Born in February.
>Mom got all of us kids earings with our birthstones.
>She got me one earing because I'm a boy, but the gem is colored light purple.
"Thanks mom I love you!"
>Wear it proudly to school.
>I love my family. I love our traditions.
>Suddenly Whitney and her entourage comes by.
"HA Anon! Only girls wear purple!"
>All the girls are laughing at me.
>In the bathroom later, all the boys make fun of me.
>Never wear purple earrings again.

Imagine how pissed I was when many years later nignogs make wearing pink a cool thing? Shit I was girling it up BEFORE it was cool!

*adjusts stretched out tee shirt*