/fa/ - Fashion

I use a merker double edge safety razor
with lather and wood pre-shave oil
no shaving cream
I shave once with the grain, once against the grain
If I don't think it's thorough enough, I'll do it again
But STILL, every single fucking time, I end up with that weird post-shave beard shadow that makes me look like someone rubbed a green crayon across my face.
What am I doing wrong here? I've tried electric razors, disposable razors, with and without lubricating oil (tried water instead), but nothing works. Is trying to get read of this thing a futile effort?
I posted this before, but got no real answers, so I'm trying again.

I use a merker double edge safety razor
with lather and wood pre-shave oil
no shaving cream
I shave once with the grain, once against the grain
If I don't think it's thorough enough, I'll do it again
But STILL, every single fucking time, I end up with that weird post-shave beard shadow that makes me look like someone rubbed a green crayon across my face.
What am I doing wrong here? I've tried electric razors, disposable razors, with and without lubricating oil (tried water instead), but nothing works. Is trying to get read of this thing a futile effort?