/fa/ - Fashion

Delete this thread immediately.

>>8704023
I backpacked across Europe for 3 months. I rushed back to the States so that I could warn /fa/ against wearing leather jackets. I sure hoped /fa/ behaved itself while I was gone. The last thing this board needs is more Marlon Brando wannabes.

>>8704027
There are virginal nerds wearing leather jackets all around us. Just open your eyes, amigo. Remember when /fa/ was all over ToJ and All Saints? Heck, I bet that there are a few sperglords who still swear by Schott Perfecto jackets.

>>8704018
I do this for /fa/.

>>7834821
>leather jackets honestly look like shit unless you drop a decent amount for them
>implying affordable leather jackets look bad

>>7500469
>This guy literally got trolled so hard by bandido that he started believing it.
>trolled

There is no "trolling", friend. Only truths. Leather jackets look like shit. Never wear a leather jacket.

>>7492932
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>>7493354
>>7493635
I'm here! What did I miss!?

>>7493691
>>7493791
Hey, that's my old trip! Thanks for pulling it up.

>>7375054
>Are you really that big on public service announcements?
I'm actually writing a script for an After School Special style drama where a misled adolescent wears leather jackets to the detriment of society. I feel like this production encompasses what I have been saying for years: "Leather jackets look like shit. Never wear a leather jacket."

>>7146091
Alright, I'll postpone my nap.

Denim jackets are an entirely different creature. Those look absolutely fine, and they do not imply and sense of machismo. They are merely jackets made of denim. Nothing more, nothing less.

My answer: No. Leather jackets are costume-ish. Costume-ish is precisely how the cowhide jacket looks on a hapless fool from /fa/. It’s time to get real. Leather jackets don’t exude coolness or sex appeal. They are tacky and are doomed to clichédom. In the collective subconscious of /fa/—despite ample evidence to the contrary—is the idea that leather jackets appeal to girls. On the contrary, walk down the street in a leather jacket and every girl will perceive you as a threat or entirely pathetic. She will avoid you. She will imagine you as a greasy creep that might possibly grope her ass, or even worse, a greasy little nerd that wants to look like a badass. A leather jacket is a mistake in first impressions.