/fa/ - Fashion

>wake up and drink 6 cups of water with raspberry ketones
>smoke and imported selective grain coffee with 1 slice of a tangerine; I toss the other remaining slices
>during lunch I eat a sandwich with wheat harvested in Hell’s half-acre, baked by Beelzebub, slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chicken forced into sauce by the hands of a one-eyed madman, cheese boiled from the rancid teat of a fanged cow, layered with six-hundred and sixty-six separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood. And mustard...DIJON mustard! Also, it turns out, sun-dried tomatoes. Bacon is extra, as there are no swine evil enough to be sacrificed upon a bed of evil, and lettuce.
>for dinner i have a cigarette but only after an orgy