/fa/ - Fashion

what should i do with my retarded ass hair?
I'm not /fa/ and only come here for backpack threads, but i figure it'd be the best place for some hair help. Whenever I put shit in it it doesn't stick down properly. i wanna grow it out long to distract from my narrow head/ huge ass nose. but then i remember it goes dead, dry and curly and generally looks like shit. what hair cut should i get?
or if theres a way how do i grow it long and straighter but just wavy?