/fa/ - Fashion

>>18075249
>You're so rich and tasteless.
>...
>...shit
>OK, scratch that, you're...uh...NOT rich.

>>17935362
>>Choose one to:
>4. kill

...just one?

>>17927601
>>17927609

>>17863232
Exactly. Cops are the living embodiment of the meme
>Yeah, I would have joined the Marines, but I know myself to well and as soon as the DI got in my face I'd have cold-cocked him. That's just how I roll, bro.
When presented with actual service personnel, they get all weird, like their very existence questions the cop's bullshit.

Funny story (no one clapped, though):
>It's Veterans Day a couple years ago. My wife and I go to our local place for a couple beers.
>There's a couple of vets among the locals.
>The manager, who is himself a former Marine, likes to shake all our hands and say thank you. (Every vet deals with their shit in their own way.)
>Shakes my hand, "Semper Fi debbil dawg" and all that. Shakes my wife's hand, makes a lighthearted Air Force joke, moves on.
>Guy at the end of the bar, a couple chairs down hears this, and makes a similar Chair Force joke.
>For reference, my wife was a WSO on a B-52 and has personally killed more Afghanis than whole battalions of Marines.
>"What unit were you with?" we ask, assuming it was standard inter-service shit talk.

>He leans back "My front line is your backyard. [Our crime-free town's name] PD."

>mfw

>>17593061
>it's da J000000Z!!!!!!