/fa/ - Fashion

>>8595009
hey dad, goin to church today?

>>8445629
>I even had my chukkas on

why do kids fresh outta high school feel the need to dress up for no reason?

I went to go meet my little brother at his university yesterday. I got there a little early so went to go kill time in the campus coffee shop/lounge. It's pretty busy so i sit in a lounge chair across from this kid who looks barely 18. He has a poorly cut hitler youth (he had curly hair kek), is wearing desert boots, slim khaki chinos, and a red ocbd tucked in with a sweater over it. I should also mention that he has is pool stick in a bag and looks to be waiting for a pool table to open up or s/t. Sure everything fit well and he was of good proportions, but he just looked so goofy sitting there alone. I was surprised he wasn't on his phone browsing /fa/

So anyways I'm bored so I decide to try and strike up a conversation with this autist.

>"waitin for a job interview or something?"
>"n-no...I-I'm just waiting for a friend"
>"ha, i bet it's a first date"
>"n-no"
>"ahh okay, i just thought since you're dressed up"
>he looks down at his clothes, throws the pasta in the boiling water
>"I-I'm just waiting for a friend"
>"ahh no problem buddy, but you're dressed to impress"
>two qt coed grills next to us giggling and watching this kid approach al dente

The kid, looking very uncomfortable, ended up leaving a few moments later. I turned to the qt grills and commented on what a weird kid, and had a pleasant conversation with them until my brother got outta class.

Why do these autists dress up so much, but can't hold a basic conversation?