/fa/ - Fashion

You guys aren't hipsters. That much is obvious, though I can see how the casual bystander might make that mistake. But you know what you guys actually are? You're actually the fetid afterbirth of hipsterism gone sour, and you've turned towards the materialistic one-upmanship of yuppieism in a desperate bourgeious attempt to distinguish yourself.

Pseudo-hipster yuppie wannabes.

Yupsters.

You aren't cool. You're the worst kind of shallow, and you'll die having never known joy or beauty because everything you do, you do to kid yourself into thinking that you're special enough to matter. Well you're not special. And you have got no fucking style because you're completely fucking hollow.