/fa/ - Fashion

>almost exactly one year since last haircut
>still not long enough for bun
>girl friends telling me for the past six months "okay THIS is a good length; you should keep it like this"
>still struggling to find the perfect shampoo/conditioner for my hair

>was super awkward talking to the tall thin blonde qt with perfect hair I always see on campus
>hoping to salvage after spring break
>don't know what I'll do if I fucked up this chance permanently

But most of all
>nice clothes
>hair better than most girls
>fairly tall and handsome
>fit
>everyone thinks I have it easy with girls
>actually socially retarded and haven't had a single romantic encounter in all of college