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>>8480840
okay

>be me
>went to my final test in my new chelsea boots
>still unbroken sole and the build on the heel is tight
>ohwell.jpeg
>went to a partners meeting with bbq and beers
>spent all my money in beer and meat, even my bus fare
>have to walk like 2hrs from my friends house to my house
>finally get home
>get off my boots and see soring feet
>getblisters.exe
>two big motherfucking blisters the size of a coin on each feet
>a friends call me to go a to a house party
>booze and qt bitches will be there
>get my old chelseas because muh SLP fit
>change my coat and button shirt to a leather jacket and my tapered black shirt
>go to friends party
>Ms. Busty is there and she already bought a 14´s pack of Pall Mall and a box of Dos X
>electro music too
>bitches be mirin hard
>too insecure to flirt them
>havent ben in a house party for almost 2 years
>chat with my friends while playing and shit
>ask Ms. Busty to rate me out of 10
>she says i´m a 7/10 and my outfit a solid 8/10
>self esteem increases
>host comes and ask for a cigarette
>he´s about to light it and his father comes and starts discussing with him
>kek, everyone shuts up
>10 mins later the party goes as nothing
>time flies when you have fun
>time to leave
>take Ms. Busty to her car
>start feeling the need to pee
>see a passed out guy on the ground
>take pic related
>escort my friend to his bus stop
>ask him for some spare change to go to the toilet
>my bladder is about to explode
>go to the gas worker
>he tells me to wait a little bit
>too drunk to hold my pee
>start peeing my in my new skinny jeans
>kind of holding it
>finally tha faggot opens the toilet door
>feelsgood.jpeg
>realize that not even my friend has money for the bus
>my friends calls his dade to ask for a lift up
>his dad says we must meet at the mall
>its like 9:30pm now
>realize i have $50 bucks in my starbucks card
>get a chai latte to get my drunkness off
>that sounded like a great idea back then
>buy the drink

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