/fa/ - Fashion

Another fucking old FAGGOT pissed me off again. He came in with a Raketa calendar (same model as pic, only in Russian) that had its crystal cracked, fell out of place and acrylic shards dangling off the crystal and on the dial.

I recommended a crystal replacement for $15, but the cheap old fuck didn't want it, he said he only wanted the crystal popped back, despite me repeatedly warning him that this can't be considered a fix. I already took out most of the shards by this point. So I popped it back for free and that's that I didn't want to deal with this fucking cheap fuck anymore.

Hours later he comes back. The blind old fuck only just noticed that there's a gap so big missing from the crystal you could stick your pinky in there (I TOLD him the crystal is completely fucked, but the old fart of course wouldn't listen, "it's fine, it's fine"). He tells me I caused him property damage, by removing some dangling shards from a broken crystal. His idea was that I should have put back every piece of broken acrylic and the watch would have been fine in his book (naturally I'd never do a hackjob like that, especially not when it's my fucking reputation as a repairman).

So we had a shouting match a minute or two, kept telling me I caused him damages, I told him no, the crystal was fucked. So he left, called me a fraud watchmaker, I yelled after him something along the lines of "go fuck pennies somewhere else, good day", I can't remember verbatim.

So now I'm almost ready to ban old people with mechanicals from the store. They're the greatest fucking nuisance so far and constant troublemakers.