/fa/ - Fashion

hey guys
whats the most effay way for me to seek attention on a fashion imageboard
I've tried giving genuine advice and shitposting
but they dont really garner me the attention my genius so rightfully deserves
I'm trying this new thing where I just post some inane bullshit over and over again in the same thread that follows the same format and I expect the payoff to be great
any ideas?

>live in iowa
>buy jeans made after 2008 that aren't too big on me
>buy shirts without words or symbols in muted tones
>don't wear running shoes when I'm not running
>top 3% of people when it comes to fashion

I went to Iowa State. The design college was the only area of campus with consistently decent attire. The rest of the campus is divided into general categories of:

>STEM folk
dad jeans, shirts from various events, tennis shoes

>Business students
either didn't care (typical low IQ business students), or tried too hard and wore business attire

>Agfags
plenty of them were normal, but there were far too many good ol' boy wannabes. These are the kids who grew up in the midwest and decided to become southerners, dress up in boots, jeans, flannel, and hats varying from John Deere to full blown big rimmed "cowboy" hats. Fashion usually doesn't elicit a negative reaction from me, but this was repulsive. A whole culture of disingenuous constituents who pride themselves on their collective authenticity. I know farmers and rural folk. They don't feel the need to wear a consistent uniform.

Anyway, on the relative scale of western world campuses, I'd say ISU is maybe a 3/10 at best. I didn't care too much. I wore track pants most days until senior year when I decided to put on some decent shoes, jeans, and a plain shirt every day and suddenly I was the fuccboi of the stats program. I even got my first pair of slim fit jeans.

Yes, I am the autist who is dressed by the internet, which by default makes me one of the best dressed people in Iowa. Small fish in a microscopic pond.