/fa/ - Fashion

Yeaterday, Just minding my own business making my food in the kitchen, not inviting conversation. A wild roommate appears!

>*audible scoff* "anon, are you on some kind of diet where you have to weigh your food?"
>"no."
>"You're already so thin. I mean, not really really thin. You don't look anorexic."
>"..."
>"Is this part of that vegan thing?"
>"no."
>long silence

Then this morning I find cookie dough on my fridge shelf that someone thought i should have

>"contains:milk"