/fa/ - Fashion

I've done unimaginable things beyond your wildest dreams. I've explored the vast cosmos of the human body; experienced true ecstasy, yet you do not know who I am.
I am here guiding you true the darkness, your only fren. To some of you..
Yet I shall always remain unknown.

How are my fellow Batemans Batemanning these days?
Did you manage to NPC algorithm maxx and blend in?

>>17898503
>Bateman-anon
Me?

If my autism has moved you forward I am truly honored.
Unironically go suit if you can pull it off.

>>17896988
>I am known to keep my mouth shut
Good
>Which always result in people consorting with me on various topics
VERY good

>which then cause me to start lying. And sometimes I would lie so much I wouldn't be able to keep up with myself.
Can't you just say you need to time to find yourself again or some bullshit excuse? At least the women will buy that. Alternatively tell them you're seeing some tinder slut x from another town and you're not in a mature enough relationship to make it public.
Btw never ever date or fuck any of your coworkers from the same office.