/fa/ - Fashion

>going to the barber after I didn't go on Saturday
>it's closed and doesn't look it's opening the rest of the day
>I explicitly reserved this day for going to the barber as it was getting nasty et cetera
>I just wanted to get it clean cut and after my ears et cetera, trimming the sides
>long on top, short on the sides, that latest fad stuff
>find a hairdresser after hours of touring the city which was remote yet looked like they would know their stuff
>it's a hairdresser, not a barber
>they ask me how I want it
>tell them
>they completely fuck it off and even though I explicitly said I wanted the top NOT CUT, she fiddles her way in and says it's needed for unthickening it or some shit
>FUCK WHAT THE FUCK
>just smile and talk
>"so what did you do your weekend?"
>yeah fucking nothing I am autistic
>"I went to the movies"
>...
>she even asks me whether I never put anything in my hair
>fuck no, natural hair > styled shit waxed gel Axe infested hair
>"n-no I never did"
>she looks oddly at me
>continues to fuck it up
>I leave with a smile

FUCKING FUCK I MIGHT AS WELL BUZCUT IT NOW, THIS LOOKS FUCKING RIDICULOUS

FIRST PIC IS WHAT I WANTED
SECOND IS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED (FUCK UP)
AND THIRD IS HOW IT LOOKS RIGHT NOW

I LOOK LIKE SOME FUCKING FOOTBALLER