/fa/ - Fashion

>>Leave work at 3pm
>>Drunk by 5pm
>>Go to Walgreens to buy cigarettes and Gatorade
>>Realize wallet is lost
>>Cancel debit card
>>Feel like I've been used for my body
>>Get drunk some more
>>Watch Only God Forgives
>>Pass out
>>Wake up at 4am with my puppy's ass in my face
>>Can't sleep
>>Get drunk again and watch Travel Channel

What the fuck am I doing with my life...

How was YOUR Friday?

>>6667173
Stroking my ego by saying that like 200 chicks have rejected my internet advances. Whatever, I'll probably get a 3 day ban. I really don't give a shit. I felt like posting this so here it is.

Pretend this chick's wearing Momos. Now it's EFFAY

I want to learn "game." But the PUA game I've read about sounds cheesy. Where should I start?

I'm physically attractive. But I'm socially retarded. I never went to public school and spent my teen years in Russia learning very technical things.

I live in Chicago now and have financial freedom and a lot of free time. I want to use it to fuck lots of chicks. I've on;y had sex with 7 different girls. I want to be able to pick up a girl and fuck her that night with minimal effort.

What do?

Me: "Too bad. Good run"

Her: "Sorry"

Me: "Don't say sorry if you did nothing wrong"

Don't know why I said that. It was kind of an impulse. But people overuse the fuck out of that word and it annoys me.

Her: "Okay"

lol.
Okay, fuck it. It was a good run though. Gonna miss dat der butt.

Really didn't wanna have to go out tonight though.

>>6252616
forreal?
cool dude, i'll check this out