/fa/ - Fashion

/fit/ clueless idiot here, how do I into shorts /fa/? A grill I know told me I need to get new shorts that weren't cargo shorts and thus destroyed what little self-confidence I've gained in the past year. I've looked at stores in the mall for shorts to buy but none of them fit. I have 26" thighs and a 33" waist and the shorts I find that fit my waist look like they're painted onto my legs.

And those shorts are too fucking short anyway, they show over half my thigh when I'm sitting down. This is fine if I was at a beach but it looks stupid to wear around town. The only shorts that fit well are cargo shorts but apparently I can't wear them.

pls halp /fa/