/fa/ - Fashion

>>13011825
>Clout sunglasses

>deep voice and fat nose looking like IRL Socrates
>holds 4 majors (el. ing, philosophy, sociology, drama)
>worked as a construction worker at summers in Germany during COLLEGE because he is not a pussy
>drama director, college professor
>marries a MUSLIM women with her kids who he treat as his own, since to Alpha and cant be cucked even when he is literally cucked by raising other mans kids
>war starts
>VOLONTEERS TO GO
>becomes a general
>war ends
>starts a TOBACCO company since is isnt a pussy that is scared of tobacco smoke, always in public with a fat ciggare
>Put on trial for (((war crimes)))
>too Chad for lawyer, defends himself
>Goes to the Hague voluntarily 15 years ago to prove his innocence
>Spends 2/3 of the sentence therefore was to be released immediately
>Court tells him he is guilty after all and sentences him to 20 years (he would still get out soon since he spent 2.3 of it in prison already)
>Says fuck your rules I go down how I want and drinks Hemlock poison like a boss.

can you get more patrician than this modern renaisance man?