/fa/ - Fashion

>wake up, check self in mirror for motivation
>hey cool, I think those are my abs
>go to class, eat some eggs for brekkie and come back to the dorm
>check stomach
>it's fucking bulging, those aren't abs, they're rolls of fucking fat sticking out from my nasty gut, what the fuck
>go about the rest of the day trying not to think about it, go to sleep
>wake up, check mirror
>hey cool, I think those are my abs... wait
Have I given myself some kind of brain disease? It feels like it's been this way for an absurdly long time now.