/fa/ - Fashion

Went to a trip to another department store and finally found some Tom Ford among other things, a highlight was testing the mythical Ombre Leather.
After so many positive reviews, favorable analogies and raving comments i have to say if you think this smells remotely like cowboy/southwest leather in boots and jackets or even fine italian leather works in clothing and accessories, you are a nigger, like immediately fucking kill yourself you disabled porch monkey.
This has nothing to do with said things and you have never in your pathetic little city slicking tax slave life have used a real leather item, this smells like the seats in an medium-range import car assembled by turks using poorly/overprocessed thin leather strips that were cleaned using shitty oil and left in front of the sun for a week. If you think that shit smells like an actual leather jacket made by rural workers or artisan boots that take weeks to do then i hope some odd looking fellow impales you for a while in purgatory after having killed yourself you piece of shit.

Now my arm has stank like the rubbery oily chimney feces whiff of a pretender brand new car's interior for 10 hours, i had experiences with overrated frags in the same trip but this takes the haitian mud cake for that. Just horrible as a leather frag for someone who knows real leather items, i do have to admit i admire that they went quite literal with the interpretation of cheap seats, perfectly portrayed and at least it's also not the smell of the softener stuff they put in skin when they are tanning it, which also smells like high hell.