/fa/ - Fashion

>paying 500$ for non-leather shoes

Holy fucking shit, what a fucking dumbas!

>See a dude dressed like this
>Dump my Natty Daddy all over him
>"Hey what the fuck?! What the fuck is your problem?!?!?!"
>Say nothing and just walk away while singing "This Old Dog"

>Be thinspo effay qt
>Meet a guy at a party or in public wearing Thrasher clothes
>He starts hitting on me
>Play along with it, make cutesy faces, blush at all his compliments
>Inevitably he asks for my number
>"Just one thing, are you a skateboarder?"
>"Uhh... no not really aha.."
>Look him dead in the eye
>"Oh."
>.......
>"Well, I only date skateboarders"
>He just stands there saying nothing
>"I thought you were one, y'know, because..." *point to Trasher shirt*
>Walk away without saying anything else

I do this on a regular basis and it never stops being funny.