/fa/ - Fashion

>>15720274
Ok this seems fun, I'm in

What's up buddy, name's Mike
>34, but just says shit like "In my prime bro"
>recently started working at his dads successful midsize company
>when I say "working", I mean sitting around all day and pissing off his dad and all the employees
>never worked a day in his life prior to that. Tried law school and failed miserably
>last gf was a 19 yo girl who repeated two classes, left him for a dude wearing TapOut shirts
>drives his moms Mercedes SUV everywhere, lives above the parents garage but actually says the house is his when he meets girls
>exclusively into the long fingernail chav type hoe
>asks his mom for money for bottle service at clubs and Louis Vuitton clothes but posts as a successful entrepreneur on Instagram