/fa/ - Fashion

>go to college bookstore
>cashier plays with her hair when she sees me walk up to her line and doesn't stop until I leave
>go to bookstore next day
>different cashier, she seems really nervous and it takes her 3 minutes to ring up 3 pens I bought

>walking to class
>2 girls do a double take when we pass each other
>this other girl does a complete 180 to look at me when I walk by her

>get on bus
>girl gives me a deer in the headlights look when I look at her
>be the first one on the bus the next day
>this qt3.14 sits right in front of me, even though there are 30 different seats she could've chosen

>be at work
>help this milf and she says thank you
>i look back at her and smile and say you're welcome
>she looks at the ground and smiles for half a minute

>talking with coworker about bars
>he says I must have some crazy stories
>girl coworker thinks I'm a player

>go up to turn in a quiz
>hot girl cuts in front of me and drops her paper and shoves her ass into my crotch

>talking to new girl at work
>she constantly plays with her hair and adjusts her clothes when I talk with her
>same thing with other girl coworker
>both laugh at all my dumb ass jokes

>cleaning shit at work
>guy and his hot girlfriend walk by me
>he grabs her ass after he walks by

>start dressing well
>hot girls start to approach me
>get to know them well enough
>they all have partner counts in the double digits

Why must they all be so promiscuous ~_~