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Anyone else in /fa/ chudmaxxing? I've made a notebook reminding me to do this and have been doing it for around a year. TONS of girls are showing interest in me lately, not even joking, but I am autistic so I can never make it work.
Anyway here is my method (Only works if you are white):

>Get the chud (non-prescription) glasses and haircut
>Wear the exact same costume as Patrick in his trial, bought 3 so I can wear them every time I go out
>Shave every morning
>Exfoliate and wash face, eat healthy and work out
>Racist thoughts 24/7 but never act on them, intensity will determine how ideal your facial expressions will end up
>Frown out of disgust when you see anyone ethnic
>Speak in an overly formal manner in even the most casual of conversations
>NEVER use a phone in public, read questionable books any chance you get (Goebbels diaries, Mein Kampf, answer "I am just studying them" if confronted)

Old people smile at me and girls keep trying to talk to me if I ever ask them even something as simple as the time. Though I am running out of books to read in public as I use the bus a lot and have simply read all of my collection.

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