/fa/ - Fashion

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Oh yeah /fa/ I'm back. Sorry I've not posted in a while but I've been working on my beer mix hair wax in order to get my mustache perfectly MANLY. Yeah haha I try and incorporate beer and meat into everything I do because I'M A REAL MAN haha. I grew up in the tough suburbs of LA where I was taught to be a real man, though my parents were liberal vegans I knew I was destined to be a real tough guy, that's why I'm covered in sailor tattoos, though I've never been on a boat before because I get seasick I heavily identify with the ALPHA MALE lifestyle they live haha. Yeah I'm a real man, my burlesque dancing girlfriend loves it even though we're in open relationship - another alpha male concept - where she's out with different guys almost every night haha, once this beer mix hair wax sets I'll finally be able to break this dry streak as girls seem to be going for the WEAK, PRETTY BOYS and that's just not me.

Anyway, what does it mean when you're girlfriend says she wants to try pegging?

Why is this board so obsessed by something as natural and common as beards?

Oh yeah /fa/ I'm back. Sorry I've not posted in a while but I've been working on my beer mix hair wax in order to get my mustache perfectly MANLY. Yeah haha I try and incorporate beer and meat into everything I do because I'M A REAL MAN haha. I grew up in the tough suburbs of LA where I was taught to be a real man, though my parents were liberal vegans I knew I was destined to be a real tough guy, that's why I'm covered in sailor tattoos, though I've never been on a boat before because I get seasick I heavily identify with the ALPHA MALE lifestyle they live haha. Yeah I'm a real man, my burlesque dancing girlfriend loves it even though we're in open relationship - another alpha male concept - where she's out with different guys almost every night haha, once this beer mix hair wax sets I'll finally be able to break this dry streak as girls seem to be going for the WEAK, PRETTY BOYS and that's just not me.

Anyway, what does it mean when you're girlfriend says she wants to try pegging?

You better prepare /fa/ for a real man is now posting on this board. I'm almost exactly like the image included, I just need to finish my bacon beer gel and then I'll be able to pull the look off perfectly while still being MANLY while using hair products.

I'm a real man, I was brought up in tough streets of LA suburbs, I know what it was really like to go through hardships. For example when I was 18, my dad didn't even get the right car I wanted. Now due to these events I'm the jaded, hardcore man you see in front of you posting today. I'm covered in Navy/Sailor tattoos and though I've never been in the Navy and never been on a boat due to my seasickness I heavily identify with the ALPHA MALE culture.

So guys, you can go on with you feminine fashion while I eat steak every single day while drinking BEER like a REAL MAN, I can't wait to pose at the bar on wednesday and finally pick up a chick. Hopefully it won't be your girlfriend haha, because she likes real men with FACIAL HAIR.

See ya guys haha, I'm away to drink beer while looking at pictures of Dan Bilzerian.