/fa/ - Fashion

>>6441911
It got worse, too.

>In her bed while she's at dinner
>Figure I'll try and use the time alone to work up something for her when she gets back
>Jerk it and achieve stick of soft cabanossi mode
>Mentally prepping myself for the moment she comes back in
>Suddenly, door opens
>She steps in
>Two guys behind her
>"There's a dude in there!"
>ohfuck.jpg
>They jump on top of the quilt and start humping me
>Freak out trying to pull my pants back up under the quilt, but try to play along to show I'm an alpha male who can have a laugh at himself
>Humping and zipping at the same time
>Amongst all this, hear the girl say "I'm going to a party now."
>Leave the room tired, beaten, sexless, generally emasculated
>Friend laughs at me