/fa/ - Fashion

I'm retarded when it comes to haircuts. I have a sort of long, oval face and a big ass nose so I've kept it longer ever since middle school to distract from that and do like the generic twinkish bowl cut brushed one way thing. This also requires zero product. I haven't used a hair product once in my life.

I'm about to be a college sophomore, a revamp is way overdue. I want to look straight, but also not like a sick bird. What do?