/fa/ - Fashion

>Last night at an office party
>hanging out with two other guys
>girl comes over and smells one of them, literally sticks her nose on his neck and takes a whiff
>we all go wtf
>"No no, I was just trying to see if he had been smoking weed, he always stinks of weed" she says
>We all laugh and make some lame jokes
>"But let me smell you guys so you don't get jealous" she says
>Smells the second guy very closely. She's really excited "I like it! What is it?"
> "Hugo Boss, the blue one"
> I'm thinking 'what a fucking pleb. I'm gonna blow them all out of the water with my Chanel Sycomore'
>Girl proceeds to smell me. "Hmm. Subtle. Not bad." She didn't even ask me what it was...

So how did it happen? How did pic related outperform Chanel Sycomore?