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eau de poop from the house of pee

What if Mowgli and gay dragon are the same person, and the reason Mowgli is so rude is because that's how he views the personality of a gay red dragon?

>>18133933
.>I've been on 4chan for over 15 years

>>18131938
>turning 30 in a couple of months

Why do you care about fashion if anyone with an IQ above 96 knows it doesn't do anything for actually attracting women

There are two kinds of douchebags that comprise almost all of fragcom. The blind-buyer and the over-sampler. They are perfect opposites and their opinions are based entirely in insecurity and should be swiftly ignored.

The blind buyer gets his purchase and doesn't think it actually lives up to the hype, but must defend the fragrance at all costs lest he be forced to admit to himself it was stupid to pay $400 for a fragrance he had never smelled based on the ramblings of child molesters on YouTube. He will loudly sing the praises of his fragrance of choice and become deeply offended at the smallest of critiques. It is not enough for the fragrance to be good, it must be ambrosia directly from Olympus.

The over-sampler is the opposite. They buy lots of samples of fragrances they cannot actually afford, and they compensate by reviewing the fragrance with over the top vitriol.
>Can't afford a fragrance? Mois? Of course not! I just didn't want to buy Aventus because it smells like a hobo ejaculated into a vat full of milk and onions and left it in the Sun for a week. Yes, it is indeed that terrible. I sprayed it on and my girlfriend died. That's why you never met her.
It's not enough for them to point out that a fragrance is basic or overpriced. It must be an all out assault on the senses.

Together these categories comprise 99% of reviewers on fragrantica. There may be ten or twelve people who do not fall into either category, but I am skeptical.

At around the start of the pandemic, I blind bought Herod because I found a deal on one of the gray market sites that was so insane I couldn't pass it up. Bottle gets there and I smell it. It smells nice, but of course like with pretty much all PDMs, the hype is over the top. Performance was great and I'd say it was definitely worth what I paid (little over $100 for the 120 ml. It was less than what the basic bitch Sauvage edt goes for nowadays), so I wasn't disappointed, but I have better tobacco fragrances so I left it at the apartment when I went back home to visit family.

Because it was coof and I had been living in NYC, I figured I'd just stay home for a while and ride it out because I was afraid they'd eventually go crazy and shut the bridges and airport down or something retarded like that (which they almost did. They shut the airports down for about a week). When I came back I picked up the Herod bottle and noticed it seemed weirdly light. Got out the flashlight to check the juice and two thirds of the bottle was missing. My roommate was obviously wearing it while I was gone. I wasn't mad so I didn't want to confront him directly about it, but I kept dropping hints to see if he would mention liking tobacco scents or something. I would have gladly given it to him. When I ended up moving out I even asked if he wanted to take a couple fragrances from my collection hoping he'd take it but he refused.

I don't get it. If he went through two thirds of a 120 ml bottle in six months he must have really liked it. It's still just sitting on my shelf going unused to this day. It's a really expensive fragrance. I'd rather it belong to someone who would enjoy wearing it instead of having it just sit on my shelf like a museum piece. Feels like such a waste. I'm still kind of bummed out about it. I should have just left it there when I moved so he didn't have to feel embarrassed by asking for it or whatever the problem was.

>Florence Nightingale wrote a 25 July 1863 letter thanking Mr. Floris (Floris of London) for his 'sweet-smelling nosegay'

There is nothing wrong with wearing Shalimar as a man. Fragrance doesn't have gender. Those are Jewish lies.

Ambroxan smells good.

Is it relatively normal to have a child-like face at 23?

I'm wondering if I have some kind of undiagnosed condition or if im just ugly
>big head
>small chin
>small brow bone
>narrow jaw
>no cheekbones
>flat face overall
Compared to my peers, my face seems really child like which contrasts with my deep voice and height. Genuinely wondering if I need TRT or something

I wear microbrands and drive a Mazda.

Fecal oud. Very stinky. Smells like poop. People wear it on purpose because they have been steered wrong by evil men.

>>18085907
Chud's dad is jewish
I'm full goy

I own...
>Aventus
>Club de Nuit Intense Man
>Club de Nuit Intense Man Parfum Collector's Edition
>Montblanc Explorer
>Cedrat Boise
>A smaller bottle of Aventus from a couple years ago
>L'Aventure
And what I can tell you is this... It's fine. It's a pretty okay scent DNA. It's not as crazy as everyone says, but I've gotten many compliments.

>There are people on this board who wear a suit and tie and dress shoes 24/7 no matter the weather or occasion

You should only buy tester bottles. They put the good stuff in the tester bottles so it makes you want to buy it in the store, but then when you get home you realize it sucks. It's all a giant scam, but you can even the odds. Fuck caps.

Aventus smells great

>Jeremy gets a fragrance line
>Redo gets a fragrance line
>Gent Scents gets a fragrance line
>Mr. Smelly gets a fragrance line
>Big Beard Business gets nothing. They won't even send him carded Creed samples anymore

"Elixer" doesn't mean anything. It's not a real classification The could just say "fancy" and it would be as descriptive

how do I fix dry penis skin? it's mostly the head but the tube too
when it gets very bad there are small lines of blood and shriveling like dry fig or somethig

There is no such thing as a good niche brand. All of them are fraudulent and they all lie about everything always. They all use synthetic chemicals. They all cost almost nothing to produce. You just think your thousand dollar meme water smells better than the junk at TJ Maxx because you paid a lot of money for it but it's all the same.

Go watch any of those random man on the street blind battles. Nobody is ever like "this one smells like it has high quality meme ingredients", they always just pick whatever they like most and it's usually a tossup.

Just wear axe body spray. Stop giving these perverts money.

I literally can't find a single diver produced today that I like.

>>18049463
Will this clip onto my pants?