/fa/ - Fashion

>you are not funny

>can you, uuuhh, go easier on the sprayer next time?
>i'm trying to get some work done here

>*sniffs*
>you smell nice, anon
>what is it?
>oooh lala, not too shabby
>trying to get noticed, eh?
>getting that attention from the ladies, heh
>splashing on some of the ol' colognah, yes...
>i mean, it's nice but not really all that natural if you think about it.
>it confuses the animals around us, you know?
>might be something to think about, with all the global warming and biodiversity loss going on and all...
>not a diss or anything!
>also, my migraines have been giving me a hard time recently...
> just putting it out there!
>anyway, gotta go