/fa/ - Fashion

I work in a ghetto south florida hospital as a security guard at late nights, and the environment is very sterile bleak flourescent white and cold. Even more so with the cold winter weather coming through. I want a male scent that will make the nurses and even doctors around me wet from me dousing my tight fitting uniform in it as I enter the room. I'm talking punching above my weight here, their pay grades put them at least 3 classes above me in the sexual marketplace. Pic related is what I currently wear and I don't give a FUCK because I like it and have received countless compliments on my stench. But I recently dropped it on the ground and it shattered everywhere! Fuck! It's time for an upgrade, to the bigger brother of this cologne. Asking you fags because I don't know anything about this queer smellsfag niche hobby. Like, what the fuck is a woodnutty??? the fuck means a vanilla base?? help me out gents