/fa/ - Fashion

>tfw need to shit
>know for a fact its too moist/wet, too much coffee and almonds
>gonna be messy
>want to wait a few hours for it to dry out and harden
>farting shit laden farts that stink
>can no longer resist
>shit, messy, wet, sloppy as expected
>begin to wipe with my wet-wipes(toilet paper is for scum)
>really anal(no pun intended) about getting right up there and leaving it spotless
>after some wipes feel like i need to shit more
>its an absolute shitshow(no pun intended)
>shitting out things like im on a parasite cleanse
>eventually emptied, 20+ wipes in and although anus is loose, im clean
is this effay? im a girl btw

>>9075530
>just looked at my peacoat I got when I was 16 and it's form this brand
>it actually fits me well now in large
>mfw I wouldn't wear a peacoat anymore

>>9051904
i sure hope so
we need to start over

>negotiating with some retard on ebay
>"well the other guy says he will match whatever you offer
>respond with "Ok so whats the figure, let me know it and ill buy it"
>"ive accepted his offer of $590
>this is after ive said id pay whatever he wants, just let me know
>this guy is so fucking stupid he will probably reject my counter off of $700 because 'well he already paid i guess theres nothing i can do'
>people like this exist, they breathe the same air as me, they drive, they vote, they have children

>>9017152
do u think thats me? AJAJAJJAJAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJJA