/fa/ - Fashion

>>12638438
>tfw youll never get to lick lick that spig spag bag till all of daddys milky bursts forth and tears your loins asunder

>out running some errands
>catch my reflection in a window
>looking good, been working on myself a lot lately so I'm feelin confident
>looking lean, good hair, handsome face, nice outfit
>later on spot a guy in the store that looks a lot like me and is dressed in a similar style
>except his clothes fit a little better than mine
>and his haircut looks a little better
>and he's a little taller than me
>and a little fitter
>and a little more handsome

>feel myself slide from a 7.5 right back down to a 5
>feel average af

I never get self conscious when I encounter people who are way more attractive than me, but seeing what was essentially a much better version of myself was a special kind of hell.