/fa/ - Fashion

I don't really want to sound like a stoner-fag, but I don't really want to get into cigarettes

Old one at 300, feel w/ me /fa/

>At a party last night, end up at the club
>Catch the train home at 4am
>Petite 6/10 approaches my friends and I a few stations before my stop
>Say goodbye to the m8's, walk over the platform and start on the way home
>Hear clicking of payless tier heels on the pavement behind, turn around to see the chick from the train has followed me
>Invites me to her house
>Not being under fluorescent lighting bumps her up to 7/10, so I decide to go with her
>Get to her house, her housemates are all pulling cones in their underwear; and all their breasts have nipple piercings
>Feel my gaze drawn towards the battle station in the corner
>Shitty Compaq with an expensive looking webcam on the table, surrounded by a variety of dildos etc
>confuse.jpeg, I still don't connect the dots at this stage
>She invites me for a cigarette on the balcony
>Go out and smoke with her, start kissing
>Things get heated pretty fast
>Partway through fingerbanging her, she whispers in my ear; 'Do you know what MFC is?'
>I'm struggling to contain how wide the grin on my face is, trying to maintain composure
>I say no, I don't know
>Says her name on mfc is 420Kitten or some shit, and to contact her to go over tomorrow when she has a free house

Do you guys ever feel like you're operating from an outside perspective in your own life?
Been feeling too much like an anonymous observer doing weird shit just to amuse the inner monologue.

Anyone know this feel?

>>8151351
>tfw got a dui last night
Hit 3 parked cars, my car is probably a write off
Probably gonna cost 10k after fines, court fees etc
No new cops for a while B^(

>>8102761
If you get the chance you should kill yourself