/fa/ - Fashion

Don't know if he's /fa/shionable, but he's a necessary implement. The last shreds of royalty give the English something to hold onto and pay attention to while their rights and privacies are stripped from them one by one and their children wear chains in school in order to learn of the evils of slavery through public humiliation.
It's like how they [allegedly] instructed Queen Victoria to behave on her wedding night: "Close your eyes, dear, open your legs and think of England."

The royal spectacle provides valuable distraction and traditionalist traction. Its pomp and circumstance reminds people why they put up with the shit they do, justifies it a wee bit. William should shave his fucking head and start working out more often. Redefine his office, campaign for positives and be a springboard for change through public activism. That would be nice.