/fa/ - Fashion

You can picture him slipping it on, looking in the mirror, and thinking to himself, “Nice”. What he failed to consider is that a leather jacket makes a statement. Despite the jacket’s fit or design, the statement is not a flattering one. Leather jackets are synonymous with the movie icons of the previous century. Images of the bad boys, James Dean and Marlon Brando come to mind. Younger men, trying to sex up their image, try to emulate these movie icons. Leather jackets have, essentially, been relegated to costume wear. No matter what kind of leather jacket you wear, someone will think, “Wow, he’s trying to pull off the Marlon Brando look.” What does this mean? It means that you cannot be taken seriously when wearing a leather jacket.

>>8048828
fucking pussy faggot

AUTISM

You can picture him slipping it on, looking in the mirror, and thinking to himself, “Nice”. What he failed to consider is that a leather jacket makes a statement. Despite the jacket’s fit or design, the statement is not a flattering one. Leather jackets are synonymous with the movie icons of the previous century. Images of the bad boys, James Dean and Marlon Brando come to mind. Younger men, trying to sex up their image, try to emulate these movie icons. Leather jackets have, essentially, been relegated to costume wear. No matter what kind of leather jacket you wear, someone will think, “Wow, he’s trying to pull off the Marlon Brando look.” What does this mean? It means that you cannot be taken seriously when wearing a leather jacket.

>>7483119
This is an incredible profiling of a leather jacket autist. Have you done any investigative work, Sieg?

>>7439828
Whoa! Calm down, sport.

>>7402609
>I guess ill try it on in a shop first
Prepare to look like a dipshit.

My answer: No. Leather jackets are costume-ish. Costume-ish is precisely how the cowhide jacket looks on a hapless fool from /fa/. It’s time to get real. Leather jackets don’t exude coolness or sex appeal. They are tacky and are doomed to clichédom. In the collective subconscious of /fa/—despite ample evidence to the contrary—is the idea that leather jackets appeal to girls. On the contrary, walk down the street in a leather jacket and every girl will perceive you as a threat or entirely pathetic. She will avoid you. She will imagine you as a greasy creep that might possibly grope her ass, or even worse, a greasy little nerd that wants to look like a badass. A leather jacket is a mistake in first impressions.

Look at anon wearing a glossy black-cowhide jacket and you can almost hear the dialogue that goes through his head: “I can’t pull off a leather jacket. Wait a minute. You know what? Screw it. I’m going to be the guy who looks good in one. Wait a minute. Does this fit right?”

Never wear a leather jacket. A leather jacket is a mistake.

>>7169314
Leather jackets are alright if you want to look like a dipshit.

Keep it simple, stupid! This is the K.I.S.S. philosophy--that excess hinders success. This leather jacket exemplifies the KISS philosophy perfectly.

The minimalist cafe racer styling, combined with the cleverly implemented seams across the chest and arms, implement a middle ground between simplicity and complexity.

The model keeps his outfit simple, too. You can't go wrong with a Dredd t shirt and bootcut jeans. I really admire this guy's outfit.

typical leather jacket wearer 2

Look at anon wearing a glossy black-cowhide jacket and you can almost hear the dialogue that goes through his head: “I can’t pull off a leather jacket. Wait a minute. You know what? Screw it. I’m going to be the guy who looks good in one. Wait a minute. Does this fit right?”

I'm back again, like a bad sequel. Autumn is approaching and people are bringing out their outerwear, and inevitably, some nerd is going to wear his leather jacket. This thread is dedicated to those autistic children wearing leather jackets. Leather jackets look like shit and should never be worn by a sane person.

But you might think, “Leather jackets are timeless! They can be pulled off! Post a fit, fuccboi!”

>>6914127
Yeah, I regret my mistake. . . and my change of heart. Should I look for a new trip?

>>6739960
No, leather jackets are not fine. They have no purpose in anybody's wardrobe.

A leather jacket isn’t a garment, it’s a mistake. A goofy looking mistake.

>>6708866