/fa/ - Fashion

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>MB&F
People who wear these probably think talking very loud will make them sound interesting. Basically another brand for histrionic assholes
>Omega
Strong douchebag vibes, especially the Seamaster 300M and the Aqua Terra. The Speedmaster is alright though but the brand is ruining it with the whole Moonwatch thing
>Panerai
They make dive watches on leather straps, which is incredibly stupid. Some of them look kinda cool though
>Parmigiani Fleurier
They've made some of the most disgusting looking watches ever created but their current artistic director seems to have good taste. The Tonda PF looks quite good
>Patek Philippe
Thousands of disgusting watches but maybe 10 HIGHLY DESIRABLE watches that somehow make the brand still relevant today. The 3940 is possibly the best watch ever made
>Piaget
Used to make very sexy little watches with stone dials. Now they make ugly shitters for people who can't afford a Nautilus
>Ressence
Mechanical watches that look like Samsung smart watches. I have no idea who buy those
>Richard Mille
Casio for billionaires. Fun watches to wear at the Monaco Grand Prix. Poorfags hate the brand which make it highly desirable
>Rolex
The best brand. Vintage, neo vintage or modern. You can't go wrong with a Rolex. Only hated by contrarians. The fact they're kind of hard to get make them even more desirable
>Tag Heuer
Same as Breitling but for slightly more retarded people. Their most iconic watch (the Monaco) is one of the ugliest shitters ever made
>Tudor
They're fine until you hit 35. After that just get a Rolex or women will make fun of you
>Vacheron Constantin
People like the brand because the name sounds cool and the logo is nice, but they haven't made a single good watch in 300 years of existence
>Zenith
The only reason this brand still exists is because Rolex bought them some movements 40 years ago