/fa/ - Fashion

>13
learn to smoke a pipe, just in general. Black smokers smoke two things; black and milds, and methols. Pipe tobacco is a different animal. If you can get her onto a pipe, you can save money and no longer have to put up with cigarette stink. The pipe is $30-35, and the tobacco is $2-4 for a pouch. It's cheaper per smoke than cigarettes and one bowl satisfied for an entire day.
>14
Sappy romantic shit. Take notes about her stories and dates. Get something 6 months down the line that she referenced before. It doesn't have to be high effort or hyper deep. It's a balm for the starvation of affection.
>15
Seasoning. White people do season our food, but with a different spice pallette than blacks. Picture parsley, rosemary, black pepper, garlic, and heavy dose of salt. Black seasoning is really relabelled creole. Paprika is king. Most whites imagine is as deviled egg dust or hungarian mystery dust, but it is the premier black spice. Also garlic, white pepper, parsley and cayenne. Find or mix a generic creole blend and you have 50% of a black kitchen in one bottle.
>16
occassional macho. Don't like the prices somewhere, take her hand and leave. Don't curse, just say they're not robbing you.
>17
Chinese. Lots of blacks are lactose intolerant, so Chinese and fried chicken joints are the black stand in for cheese burger and pizza.