/fa/ - Fashion

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>Be chode
>In club
>Notice Brad Pitt in VIP section
>Surrounded by most beautiful women I've ever seen
>Literally all 9+/10
>Now's my chance
>Leave corner of comfort with my drink
>Slowly walk around crowd and make my way to VIP section
>Tug on Pitt's shirt
>He glances over his shoulder
>Goes back to having fun with friends and beautiful women
>Tug a bit harder
>He turns around and leans over VIP railing with a "wtf does this guy want" expression on his face to hear what I have to say
>I open my mouth
>"Um, excuse me mr.pit, i uh, i would like to uh inform you that, the girls you're with, uh..."
>At this point the social circle stops talking
>They all look at me with raised eyebrows
>"uhh- yes- the girls you're with, they're uh, sluts"
>Crowd bursts into laughter
>Brads fw