/fa/ - Fashion

nothing is more effay than a unique life. what stories are you going to tell your kids anon? you wasted your prime years as a cashier or a neet?
Describe your ideal effay life what you have done so far and how you will get there
ill start
>spent childhood as a shut in with few very close friends around the neighborhood as kids. not a cool kid but not a total dweeb. we would play around in abandoned houses alot, few close encounters with parents/police as we got older.
>parents forced me to study so I got into a top 5 B school
>currently work as lame insurance agent but get decent pay
18 M good zygos decent jaw but eye area completely fucks me so I'm a 4/10 5'10 manlet
Future Plan for an Effay Life
>drop out of uni after getting a few good experiences
> parents exile me from family
>Save up money for a year & move to third world country buy riskay business (Mines, construction, cheap labor factories)
>Fail at business
>flee to some European learn language & military combat
>Join PMC for EZ shekels
>Rinse & Repeat until biz starts booming
> most likely in my 40s by now
> use my new found money to woo cute young gold digger
> don't sign prenup (only pretentious fags do that)
>have kids and a happy marriage with her
> find out shes been cheating
> fall in a dark pit of depression
> find solace in drugs
> break off marriage
> find solace in drugs alcohol & hookers
> occasionally meet kids and teach them life lessons they ignore me and think im just an idiot
> die alone
> money randomly goes to my brother one day and he lives a happy life