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>>13504869
>be me
>18 y/o high school student
>have to drive around family’s 2007 Honda Odyssey
>friends call it the mom mobile
>can’t make fun of friends because they all drive cool 1998 bmw coupes
>pissed
>decide to try and overhaul car and make it aesthetic
>it’s maroon so not an uncool color like grey or blue
>cover it with stickers from ski mountains, music festivals and famous hiking trails
>gut out all the seats in the back and install 12” subwoofers
>start dressing like Afro-funk bass man, always wear jeans and vintage t-shirts (people said I looked like Steven Hyde from That 70’s Show)
>start calling it the maroon mama instead of mom mobile
>mfw school cool kids were hitting me up so they could post pictures of themselves with it on their IG for aesthetic coolness
>mfw people start calling me Cojo instead of Connor Johanns
>mfw am treated like a god
>mfw get senior superlative for “coolest car” when another kid drives a literal Porsche turbo
The car is important but having a “nice” car isn’t. All in all that car literally made my senior year, I’m going to look back one day when I’m a boomer and show my kids how much a cool guy I once was.
Pic related, same car just not mine