/fa/ - Fashion

>go to job
>everybody askin if i have a girlfriend
>say 'no', because ofc im an introverted misanthrope and i dont really look for anything
>'oh ok'
>2 weeks later everyone assumes im gay because i dont have a gf and i wear good clothes
>nobody likes me cuz i work with muslim homophobic niggers that only talk about gay people and sex

feels burdo bordo
anyway im changing my job soon so i need some advice from you /fa/

what should i say in my new job if asked if i have a gf? should i say 'tfw no gf'/'no, im gay'/or what? i just dont want to be made fun of because my libido is low, what the fuck is this, is having a gf obligatory?

What does /fa/ think about double monks?

w2c monk pants but like in black tho