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PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
DAILY REMINDER THREAD


HOMOSEXUALITY IS A MENTAL DISORDER
NIGGERS CANNOT BE NOT /FA/
BEING/DRESSING EFFEMINATE IS NOT /FA/
LISTENING TO RAP IS NOT /FA/
DRESSING LIKE A NIGGER IS NOT /FA/
IDOLIZING NIGGERS IS NOT /FA/
BEING LEFT IS NOT /FA/
LIKING REFUGEES IS NOT /FA/
LIKING NON-WHITES IS NOT /FA/
PUTTING WOMEN ON A PEDESTAL IS NOT /FA/
ROMANTICIZING ILLNESS AND DEPRESSION IS NOT /FA/

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>not posting the original fashy goy

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i have the best outfits on this board tbh

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What if I could stare the Angel of DEATH DOWN and make HIM blink?

What if I took the ULTIMATE RISK, a never-before version of "Russian Roulette"?

Set up my laptop to upload a live-stream video to social media - Facebook, Google, YouTube...
Set up all my medications on the table in the den, with the daily dosage instructions. Brew myelf what could, perhaps (hopefully NOT) be my last cup of coffee (I DO love my coffee, especially if it's Starbuck's!)...
Begin videotaping LIVE!
Break out two bottles of NYTOL sleeping pills, and start popping one every 20 seconds.
After popping the third pill I'd dial 9-1-1 and tell them GET HERE QUICK! I am flirting ith SUICIDE trying to get SOMEBODY important to sponsor me getting on he Doctor Oz Show!
While waiting for them to - hoping like hell they get here in time to rescuscitate me...
I will air all my gripes and my three, or four unreachable dreams. Make a game out of it!
See how far I long I can monologue y'all before the hand of DEATH reaches up and gently closes my lips together.
See HOW MANY PILLS I CAN POP before the Angel of Death steps into the room and gently presses my head onto the pillow.
...
Should I live to tell how it feels for the cold hand of DEATH to chill a person to the bone!!!
Yeah, grunt and do my time in the psych ward, and then my remaining 33 days in jail for violating my probation (I am banned from social media.)
REJOICING with a new sense of HOPE that, WHEN I GOT OUT, my life just might start GETTING BETTER... Finally!!!

I'd be the NON-celebrity social media star who stared down DEATH and made him blink!

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